i complain a lot sorry
there is no escaping your weeb roots
[joke about me being gay to subtly remind you all that i am, in fact, still gay]
someone do my homework for me
gf: babe come over
me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky
gf: my parents are out
Even the most sexed up man in all of history knew that taking advantage of women was never ok.